[ coming soon to a recycle bin near you! ]

I congratulate you, Katherine Cheng, for taking The Worst Picture of me that exists in a digital format. Not even Jenn's macro-mode shot of just my greasy, enormous nose matches this in terms of being as monumentally unflattering when humor wasn't the picture's original intent.



The former titleholder is featured below:



Note, if you will, the single hair prominently featured at the edge of the sunlit strip of grease along my nose. A wonderfully-terrible picture indeed, but simply not awful enough to hold on.

Music: Pink Floyd - See Emily Play.