[ a one-question IQ test for your cat or small dog! ]

1) Can you, in the event of a sock being placed about your head up to the neck, free yourself from the sock?

So far, the Coalition for Creative & Hilarious Animal Abuse (a member of the Global Defense Dynamics Corporation family) has administered the test to three participants:

• Alice B. "Tonks" Dillon: failed (undocumented)
• Skittles Major: passed (pictured below)
• The Great American Novel "Charity" Giuliani-Khan: failed (basically the funniest thing we've ever seen)

Fig A: Skittles' attempts have ceased, signifying temporary victory for the inanimate sock. Skittles' other bouts with socks resulted in sucess, however.

Please submit all results (and appropriate documentation) to your local Global Defense Dynamics Corporation representative.